22. nyc. multi-medium artist. vegetarian. show me a good time, i dare you.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

My Costume Designer blog: creativesupplies.tumblr.com

 

scenicdesign:

robottheater:

"Death and the Powers: A Robot Opera"

Directed by: Diane Paulus

Designed by: Alex McDowell

Performed with autonomous robots developed by MIT and live actors.

I feel so bad for my future children because it's constantly going to be like

Me when my kid is crying: Don’t cry for me, Argentinaaaaaaaaaaa….

Me when my kids are helping me clean: IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US

Me eating breakfast with my kids: The other one’s still the toast of the town ‘cause he made butter outta cream…

Me playing hide and go seek with my kids: SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!!

Me waking my kids up in the morning: Maybe we can frighten away the ghost of so many years with a little ILLUMINATION *flicks on lights*

Me when my kid has a crush: SHE’S IN LOOOOOOVEEEEEEE, SHE’S IN LOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Me when my kid tries to run away: THEREEEEE, OUT IN THE DARKNESSSSSS… A FUGITIVE RUNNINGGGG…

Me giving my kids advice: If you only follow your heart…

Me when my kid gets their first boyfriend/girlfriend: OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS

Me when my kids are mad at me: TAKE ME BAAAABBBYYYYYYY, OR LEAVE MEEEEEEEE

Me giving my kids ‘the talk’: Once there was a night, beneath a moonless sky…

Me when my kids start driving: GOOOOOO GREASE LIGHTNING YOU BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILEEEEEEE

Me when my kids go off to college: Empty chairs and empty tables, where my friends will meet no more…

theaumeau:

Dutch Doubles - National ballet of the Netherlands meet Viktor & Rolf